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No go.
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
—
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
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