What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

No way

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

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So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

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Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Then came..

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They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

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